high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

hellothisisgay:

Don’t let tumblr trick you into thinking that the moon is not gay

geoffrmsy:

dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

goddess-river:

Women have been denied the right to vote, treated like property, sold to their spouses, raped every time it was war, misrepresented by entitled white male politicians, endangered every time they walked somewhere alone at night, denied the right to drive or be anywhere without a man, shamed for showing their faces, shamed for choosing not to show their faces for millennia, and still you think your biggest problem is that someone buys a mug that says “male tears”?

Sup motherfuckers? My name is Squidward, but call me Suicide_SquidxD. The underscore and the “xD” must be included when you’re speaking to me. I’m polysexual, even though I don’t know what the fuck it means. I don’t listen to that stupid scene fag music like botdf and bvb. So you scenie weenies can suck my fucking squid dick. Don’t steal my pictures or I’ll cut you and sacrifice your chopped up body to Satan himself. I did it to Spongebob, and I’ll fucking do it to you too.

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Avianna gets the important shit out of videos

i mean it’s true









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